all i'm saying, monsieur colbert, is that i could be your personal astrophysicist! could it get any better? you wouldnt have to go to school for n (>10) years!
it's just what your show needs.... and as it happens, i'm currently looking for productive employment! in fact, i could be the astronomy correspondent for both the colbert report and the daily show! and i wouldnt be bogged down with the responsibility of running an entire planetarium, like neil degrasse tyson!